1 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:03,700 Do you want them? 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:06,480 I know I do. 3 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:14,340 Julie, I reckon we need to talk, yeah? 4 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:16,460 You're pregnant. 5 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:18,840 What? 6 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:22,860 I have a baby. 7 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,320 Thank you. 8 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:16,500 Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. 9 00:01:17,260 --> 00:01:18,260 Come in. 10 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,900 I'm just catching up with some last -minute wrapping. 11 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,280 Have to get out of the way quick in our house or the missus goes looking for 12 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,280 what I've got up. 13 00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:31,040 No wonder the baby Jesus was born in Bethlehem and not Bethlehem of green. 14 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:35,340 Three kings would have had no chance of following that star for flaming rain 15 00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:36,340 clouds. 16 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,440 Can rain or shine for all I care. 17 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:42,540 Once today's shift's over, me and San are going to settle in with half a dozen 18 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:46,820 boxes of Hungarian red and a ten -pound bird, and we are not shifting till 19 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:48,640 Boxing Day's done. Bloody bliss. 20 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:50,940 Looks like you've had the same idea. 21 00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:53,440 I've had in Bobby Darin over for Christmas lunch. 22 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,080 I thought you two weren't talking. 23 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:59,480 He rang me, wanted to make up. It is Christmas, after all, and I know we'll 24 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:00,480 a lovely time. 25 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,220 Just have to get through the next eight hours, then. 26 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:09,020 With Masterton away, and me as acting wing governor, What can go wrong? 27 00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:15,120 I don't know, do you? These have seen more Christmases than Bing Crosby. 28 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:16,780 They were dreamed of. 29 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:18,660 They're a bit worse for wear, aren't they? 30 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:20,620 Still brightens the place up a bit, though. 31 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,620 Bloody hell. 32 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,500 How did it come to this? 33 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,120 Come on, I don't like much of a tree, but it's still Christmas. 34 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:31,400 Yes, and look where we're spending it. There was a time for us when Christmas 35 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,780 meant snow -white beaches. 36 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:37,730 And Rudy wasn't a bloody rain, did he? Yes, and he came more than once a year. 37 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:39,850 Came more than once a night, actually. 38 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:44,570 Just because you ain't snobbing it up on the cost of Del Racky doesn't mean to 39 00:02:44,570 --> 00:02:45,950 say you can't have no festive spirit. 40 00:02:46,530 --> 00:02:47,770 That's the problem, isn't it? 41 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:49,910 No festive bloody spirit. 42 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:51,810 We don't need a drink to enjoy ourselves. 43 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:54,770 I've got my son David coming from Baby Ashanti, haven't we, Jo? 44 00:02:55,870 --> 00:02:56,870 Yeah. 45 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,270 And he's bringing his wife, don't forget. 46 00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:04,890 Maybe I could do with a drink after all. 47 00:03:12,030 --> 00:03:13,030 What? 48 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:14,510 Bloody hell. 49 00:03:14,870 --> 00:03:16,210 What, do you want a baby called Noel? 50 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,550 There's another month, yeah. 51 00:03:19,570 --> 00:03:20,570 Merry Christmas. 52 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:21,750 Oh, cheers. 53 00:03:22,170 --> 00:03:25,010 Listen, how do you fancy a romantic meal for two during evening association? 54 00:03:25,430 --> 00:03:26,430 I've got it all sorted. 55 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:29,550 A little Christmas picnic up in the laundry where no one can find us. 56 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,010 Oh, hello, Mr Donny. 57 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:34,160 Oh, have you done anything nice for Christmas? 58 00:03:34,420 --> 00:03:36,000 Yeah, looking after you lot. 59 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:37,638 You working? 60 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,640 Yeah, of course. 61 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,520 There's less people who want to kill each other in Baghdad than round my 62 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:42,520 for Christmas. 63 00:03:45,820 --> 00:03:46,960 What is that smell? 64 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,280 That'll be the bleeding drains. They must be blocked. 65 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:52,300 Yeah, well, we can't get anyone out till after Boxing Day. 66 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:53,640 Sorry. 67 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:56,580 Smelly Christmas to you and all, eh? 68 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,259 Night -night, David. 69 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:08,760 He's always here for the night, isn't he? 70 00:04:09,460 --> 00:04:11,180 Well, the trouble is, he ain't on his own now. 71 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:14,700 Going down the shops with the little ones is like packing for a fortnight's 72 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:15,700 holiday, don't you remember? 73 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,700 Sorry I'm late, Mum. Oh, here you go. 74 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,500 Here you go. 75 00:04:25,340 --> 00:04:26,340 Where's Little Ashanti? 76 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:28,260 Fidelity? 77 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,420 I'm sorry, Mum. Ashanti's got a bit of a cold. 78 00:04:31,860 --> 00:04:33,680 Fidelity didn't think it was a good idea to bring her. 79 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:36,710 Poor little Mike. 80 00:04:40,670 --> 00:04:43,670 Like I thought. No chance of getting anyone to look at the drain till after 81 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:44,670 Christmas. 82 00:04:44,790 --> 00:04:45,790 Don't worry about it. 83 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:48,770 Stink never hurt anyone. 84 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:51,230 Are you coming to the ball tonight? 85 00:04:51,470 --> 00:04:52,530 No, I think I'll give it a miss. 86 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:54,130 Oh, come on. It'll be a laugh. 87 00:04:54,350 --> 00:04:56,910 I've got no one to go with. Besides, I've got other plans. 88 00:05:00,070 --> 00:05:01,070 Hello? 89 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:02,430 Sandy! 90 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,150 I was just telling Donnie he's got to come tonight. 91 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:05,880 Did you pick your dress up? 92 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:11,280 What are you talking about? 93 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:21,900 What's happened? 94 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:23,760 She's left us. 95 00:05:25,460 --> 00:05:28,660 Are they laying anything special on here for you this year? 96 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:31,120 Oh, it's supposed to be the same as usual. 97 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,700 A bar of soap, a few screws. 98 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:35,130 I doubt they'll be wrapping it this year, though. 99 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:36,850 They reckon they're so short -staffed. 100 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:38,670 And they serve us Christmas dinner? 101 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:41,650 It's always worth forgiving it, just to see how much they hate it. 102 00:05:42,270 --> 00:05:43,770 We have a good time, though, don't we, June? 103 00:05:44,690 --> 00:05:46,250 It's nice to be surrounded by all your mates. 104 00:05:50,170 --> 00:05:54,490 One of these days, you'll be able to spend Christmas with us, Mum. And you 105 00:05:54,530 --> 00:05:55,730 aren't you, June? That'd be lovely. 106 00:05:56,370 --> 00:05:59,410 You'd better check with Fidelity first. I doubt she'll want a couple of old lads 107 00:05:59,410 --> 00:06:00,410 around her Christmas tree. 108 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,110 Mum? 109 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,600 What did you say that for? 110 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,120 Just a feeling. 111 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,120 Control to Golf 1. 112 00:06:09,380 --> 00:06:10,380 Golf 1 over. 113 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,080 Oh, 114 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,180 thanks. I'll be right there. 115 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,680 All right, time's up. 116 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:19,620 Oh, come on, Mrs. Ollenby. We haven't had our fair yet. 117 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:24,280 Think yourselves lucky you've had that. I'm short -staffed, so jingle bells out 118 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,280 of it. Come on. 119 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:27,060 This is screwed. She's a bloke. 120 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:28,660 That's enough of your lip. 121 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:32,590 I... Better be getting back anyway, Mum. 122 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,770 Give a shanty little kiss from you, won't you? 123 00:06:36,690 --> 00:06:37,690 I will. 124 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:42,310 And you're wrong about fidelity, Mum. 125 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:44,150 If you say so. 126 00:06:44,350 --> 00:06:45,670 Come on, let's have you. 127 00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:52,090 Bye, darling. 128 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,440 Bobby Darin. 129 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,600 What a lovely surprise. 130 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:16,600 How do you like my new office? 131 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,360 It's nothing more than you deserve. 132 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:21,660 This acting business is only a formality. 133 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:26,000 The powers that be know the kind of job I've done since Lou Stoke left. 134 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:27,300 I'm sure they do. 135 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,020 Now, listen, Mum, I wanted to have a word with you about tomorrow. 136 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:31,640 You can still make it, can't you? 137 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,680 Oh, Bobby Darin, I've been so looking forward to it. Don't worry, Mum. 138 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:38,050 I wanted to invite you round to my place instead. 139 00:07:38,610 --> 00:07:39,830 But I've got everything in. 140 00:07:40,170 --> 00:07:42,950 We'll take it to mine. I'll do the work. You can put your feet up. 141 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:45,810 Well, if you're sure. Of course. 142 00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:48,250 It'll give you a chance to get to know Brian. 143 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:56,830 I thought it'd be just us. The thing is, Mum, he's pretty special. 144 00:07:58,610 --> 00:08:00,650 Look, I might as well tell you. 145 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:03,750 We're going to get married. 146 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,580 You can't marry him. 147 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:09,940 He's a man. Call it a civil partnership, whatever. The point is, we want to be 148 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:10,940 together. 149 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:12,560 Just like you and Dad did. 150 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,140 It's nothing like your father and me. 151 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:16,980 We were man and woman. 152 00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:18,700 What we had was blessed. 153 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:21,520 You and this Brian. 154 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:23,640 It's unnatural. 155 00:08:23,940 --> 00:08:25,660 I thought you'd understand by now. 156 00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:28,320 God, you've had long enough to get used to the idea. 157 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:29,560 Well, I haven't. 158 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,340 I don't know where you get it from. 159 00:08:31,710 --> 00:08:33,630 There's never been anything like it in the family before. 160 00:08:33,850 --> 00:08:36,549 Oh, for Christ's sake. Do you think I'm gay because I picked it up off some 161 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:37,469 toilet seat? 162 00:08:37,470 --> 00:08:38,470 Of course not. 163 00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:44,210 It's just that when you were little, I thought one day your kiddies would sit 164 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:47,290 around my Christmas tree opening presents from their grandma. 165 00:08:48,350 --> 00:08:49,850 Never mind what makes me happy. 166 00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:53,550 Being with another man. 167 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:55,610 How can that make you happy? 168 00:08:56,010 --> 00:08:57,490 Do you really want me to tell you? 169 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:06,460 It looks like it'll just be me and Brian for lunch tomorrow, then, won't it? 170 00:09:10,380 --> 00:09:13,160 At least there won't be a row over who wants the turkey legs. 171 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:21,040 She ain't got a cold. 172 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,780 That stack -up bitch, you know, didn't want to bring her in here. 173 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,440 Oh, you don't know that, not for sure. 174 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,440 Joe, David can't lie to save his life. 175 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:30,080 What great bleeding Christmas is he turning into? 176 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,480 Joe, give him a ring and make it up. 177 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:34,580 How come everyone's back already? 178 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,740 Leaving body bag called time early. 179 00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:38,400 Right, I want everyone's attention. 180 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:39,720 Listen to me. 181 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:43,100 How come everything's been cut short? Because we're understaffed. 182 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:47,040 Regulations state that without the full complement of officers to supervise, 183 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:49,320 inmates must be confined to their cells. 184 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:56,120 You're proposing to lock us up. I can't change the rules. 185 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,940 Now just get on with it. The two jewelies will bring your dinner to your 186 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,880 This is bollocks. 187 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:05,660 It's just so the screws can have a piss -up. Keep it buttoned, Kerrigan. 188 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:09,000 I'm not in the mood for any troublemaking. You're the one causing 189 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,720 trouble. It's Christmas, and you're banging us up for no reason. 190 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,580 And I'm banging you up right now. Down the block. 191 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:22,440 At least I don't have to listen to any more sodding carols. 192 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:27,960 Two jewelies, get into the servery. The rest of you, get into yourselves, or 193 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,220 it's Christmas down the block. 194 00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:40,909 a picnic then. 195 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:41,910 I'm really sorry. 196 00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:43,490 It's all right. It's not your fault. 197 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:49,730 Steady on. 198 00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:52,010 You're not breaking your foot over, is it? 199 00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:55,870 She's just got to go and ruin everything. 200 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:07,730 What on earth do you think you're doing? 201 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:09,250 It might be Christmas. 202 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:12,610 But I'm not having my staff rolling round the wing drunk. 203 00:11:13,050 --> 00:11:14,170 Now, take it easy, Syl. 204 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,610 Sandra's just left us. 205 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,250 Oh, I see. Well, I'm sorry. 206 00:11:19,490 --> 00:11:21,550 We've been together for ten years. 207 00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:24,070 We did everything together. 208 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:27,070 Then she rings us up out the blue. 209 00:11:27,910 --> 00:11:31,930 She's been shagging that Lisa Mayford, that dyke screw -off D -Wing behind me 210 00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:33,090 back and gone off with her. 211 00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:35,910 Well, I suppose it's better to know. 212 00:11:36,510 --> 00:11:38,690 Do you know how hard it is? 213 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,820 To find a woman like Sandy. 214 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,440 We're near each other inside out. 215 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:47,660 I think you'd better just sit quietly for a while. 216 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,360 I need to pay a call. 217 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,110 It was in there. 218 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:21,870 It wasn't there. 219 00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:25,910 It was sticking out of the pan like in a hammer horror. 220 00:12:26,170 --> 00:12:30,390 I know, Miss. I know what I saw. 221 00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:33,450 But where on earth did it come from? 222 00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:36,790 Oh, Lord. 223 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:39,010 That's where the smell must be coming from. 224 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,770 The smell from the drains. 225 00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:42,209 Sorry, Miss? 226 00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:43,250 The drains. 227 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:47,000 What if there's a dead body in the drains? 228 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,060 Dead body, miss? 229 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,940 Where else did a rotting hand in the toilet come from? 230 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:55,080 Calm down, Mrs Ollenby. No use getting over -excited. 231 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:59,100 You don't want to go setting off no false alarms over nothing now, do you? 232 00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,920 only haven't just been promoted in that. 233 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:03,960 Yeah. You've been feeling all right, have you, miss? 234 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,580 I have got one of my heads coming on. 235 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,900 I took a couple of painkillers. 236 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,500 Bad headaches. 237 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,000 They can sometimes play havoc with your eyes. 238 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:17,020 Maybe you should see if all this rain don't wash away the blockage and get rid 239 00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:18,020 of the smell as well. 240 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,360 Meanwhile, you take yourself off home. 241 00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:21,820 You look done in, miss. 242 00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:23,060 You do. 243 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:35,360 What am 244 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,360 I going to do, Don? 245 00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:37,420 I don't know. 246 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:40,820 I'll tell you what, if someone left me on Christmas Eve, I'd make sure they 247 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,980 never saw how it hurt me. I'd be out living it up. 248 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:44,670 Sandy'll be going to the ball tonight. 249 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,030 Her and Letha battered Mayford. 250 00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:49,390 Well, then go. 251 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:50,650 I'll take you if you like. 252 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:52,090 You? Yeah. 253 00:13:54,270 --> 00:13:55,229 Thanks, Donny. 254 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:59,170 No offence, but if I turned up with a bloke, Sandy and her bitch would laugh 255 00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:00,170 their heads off. 256 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:02,750 Oh, 257 00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:12,230 that's better. 258 00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:14,070 Why don't you ask Sylvia? 259 00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:16,130 Ask me what? 260 00:14:16,430 --> 00:14:19,670 If you want to go to the ball with her tonight and help assure Sandy that I 261 00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:20,670 don't give her monkeys. 262 00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:28,330 And give people the idea that I've... I really 263 00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:29,330 don't think so. 264 00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:33,910 I only ask you to go to the dance with her, Sylvia, not to bloody bed. 265 00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:39,190 She only wanted your support. 266 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,620 A very merry Christmas this is going to be. 267 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,680 I reckon Hollumb is trying to choke us to death as a Christmas present to 268 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:52,680 herself. 269 00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:03,220 Jesus, Bev, press the bell. 270 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,060 Oh, my God! 271 00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:13,320 Oh, for goodness sake. 272 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,300 What ever happened to peace on Earth? 273 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,160 Come on, hurry. 274 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:29,300 I'm warning you two. If you're playing me up, you'll be spending Christmas next 275 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:30,780 to Kerrigan down the block. 276 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,980 Oh, blimey, Nora. 277 00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:38,760 I never thought I'd be so pleased to see you, Mrs. Holmgren. 278 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,020 What in the world happened? 279 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,960 Just... Blew up? 280 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,760 Julie? What, me? 281 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,440 I need you to clean this up. 282 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,360 Toilet's overflowed. No, no, miss. That's the specialist's job. It's 283 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:55,040 Eve. The specialists are all at their firm's parties. Lucky so -and -sos. 284 00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:56,360 Come on, it's up to you. 285 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Here. 286 00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:09,740 What do you think? 287 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,040 Christmassy, isn't it? 288 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:12,820 No, it's crap. 289 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,260 Oh, come on. 290 00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:20,080 Ain't my fault you've got gut rot. Yeah, Tane, it is. 291 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,360 You're dodging me with pies. 292 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,900 You've wet yourself, eh? 293 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,980 Oh, I can feel it coming on. 294 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,240 I see stomach cramps. 295 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,280 Well, do you reckon body bag riddance or something? 296 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:52,620 I don't know. 297 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,160 It's only so natural, is it? 298 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:58,860 Toilets coughing up crap, the old place stinking like a shit pit. 299 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,140 I suppose she was right. 300 00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:06,020 It is a body blocking up the drains. 301 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,460 What? You mean Buxton? 302 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:13,200 Yeah, well, what's left of her anyway. 303 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,280 I know. 304 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:16,540 I've been thinking the same thing. 305 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,030 I mean, once Christmas is over, they're bound to send someone down there and... 306 00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:25,810 And if they did, and it is her, there's still no way they could ever make out it 307 00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:27,130 was us and Pat what put her there. 308 00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:30,530 Is there? 309 00:17:30,990 --> 00:17:33,230 Well, they ain't going to think she got over the wall like she's supposed to 310 00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:35,150 have and then fell down a bleeding manhole, are they? 311 00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:36,890 God, 312 00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:38,870 the old people would tear the place apart till they get a name. 313 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:40,950 Come on, I wish Pat went down the block. 314 00:17:41,430 --> 00:17:42,430 Me too. 315 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:45,530 It's up to us, June. 316 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,240 I'm going to have to do something. 317 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:58,480 Sorry for the inconvenience, girls. Just carry on as you were. 318 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:00,140 We bought our own entertainment. 319 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,380 Oh, great. I'll get some cups. 320 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:03,740 Oh, steady on. 321 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:08,680 We risk Christmas and New Year down the block liberating this from the PO's 322 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,920 office. She who dares whine. Cheers. 323 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,020 Well, Merry Christmas to you and Noel. 324 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:18,120 You ain't having any of our mince pies, then. No. 325 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:20,000 You don't want them, girls. 326 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,200 They're poisoned. 327 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,820 They haven't made me sick. 328 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:24,220 What's wrong with her? 329 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:26,780 She pissed herself earlier. 330 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,480 Oh, charming bedfellows. 331 00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:36,540 Janine? 332 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,060 Are you sure it was piss? 333 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,400 Blind shut myself, if that's what you think. 334 00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:43,620 Whole place stinks. 335 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,400 That's not what I meant. 336 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,300 How long have you been having these pains? 337 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,160 It's not the baby, Bev. 338 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,640 Ain't you for another month? 339 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,680 Oh, you don't mean she's coming into labour? 340 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,640 Tina, press the alarm. 341 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,320 Oh! 342 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:11,040 I can't have any more of your fun and game. You've got another thing coming. 343 00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:20,990 a lot better at this than us. 344 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:23,290 If it didn't do it. 345 00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:30,450 Well, I don't know about we, but I don't like the labyrinth with the both of us. 346 00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:34,630 Should we toss for it? 347 00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:37,110 You've got a point. 348 00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:42,690 Got a button. 349 00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:45,390 Flat side all round. 350 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:56,880 Oh, well. 351 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,460 It was turning into a shitty Christmas anyway. 352 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,160 Just keep breathing. 353 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:08,580 Keep breathing. Just let it happen. Like blowing out a candle. 354 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,140 You can do that, Cartier. 355 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,780 Just try and keep calm. 356 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,360 Well, that's easy for you to say. You're not having your baby delivered by a 357 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,360 pair of bleeding booties. 358 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:23,440 Oh, gratitude indeed. We could leave you two to your own devices. What part have 359 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,460 you been playing in the proceedings? 360 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,440 Moral support. 361 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,720 She's bleeding. 362 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,200 What's wrong? 363 00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:35,420 Nothing, darling. 364 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:41,240 I'm going to lose my baby. Lose your baby? 365 00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:44,640 She's been to them dozens of times. 366 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,260 Really? Yes. 367 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,360 Before she ended up in Spain, Bev was a midwife, weren't you? 368 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:53,820 Were you? 369 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,980 Yes, yes. 370 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:58,780 That's right. Now, don't you worry. You're just going to be fine. 371 00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:00,060 I promise. 372 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,400 We've got to get the baby out as quickly as we can. 373 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,520 Connie, just pull it out. 374 00:21:57,820 --> 00:22:00,440 It's a baby, Tina, not a catapulting drape pipe. 375 00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:02,380 Now push, Jenny! 376 00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:05,880 Connie, it hurts too much. 377 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,120 What you need is a little anaesthetic. 378 00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:13,580 What did you mean? Well, if you haven't got a bottle of gas and air, some 379 00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:15,400 supermarket malt will have to do. 380 00:23:41,070 --> 00:23:42,070 You'll find your name. 381 00:24:36,590 --> 00:24:38,750 I need medical attention on G -Wing. Now! 382 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,570 Yes? Now what? 383 00:25:52,390 --> 00:25:53,430 What's all the fuss about? 384 00:25:55,230 --> 00:25:58,130 Janine went into premature labour and nearly lost a baby because of you. 385 00:25:58,370 --> 00:26:00,330 I don't see how I had anything to do with it. 386 00:26:06,370 --> 00:26:09,190 Because you banged her up and someone in the office turned the alarms off. 387 00:26:09,590 --> 00:26:11,750 I think you ought to be careful about what you're suggesting. 388 00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:15,530 And lots of women have premature births. It's hardly worth a song and dance. 389 00:26:16,190 --> 00:26:17,190 She could have died. 390 00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:18,470 The baby's still mine. 391 00:26:18,850 --> 00:26:21,490 You don't give a toss, do you? How dare you? 392 00:26:21,870 --> 00:26:23,870 I probably carry a downside more than she does. 393 00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:27,910 What? Do you think she'll want to be tied down by a child after she's done 394 00:26:27,910 --> 00:26:29,270 time? I've seen it all before. 395 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:33,810 Her baby will be straight onto the social services adoption books the 396 00:26:33,810 --> 00:26:34,890 it's out of her incubator. 397 00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:36,490 You heartless bitch. 398 00:26:37,370 --> 00:26:40,650 That's it. I've had enough of your insolence. You're suspended. 399 00:26:41,110 --> 00:26:43,730 Good. You can shove her up your fat arse. 400 00:26:44,810 --> 00:26:46,130 I don't know what's got into you. 401 00:26:46,790 --> 00:26:51,430 Throwing away your job over some brainless slapper. Yeah, who's just had 402 00:26:53,790 --> 00:26:55,310 You silly boy. 403 00:26:55,610 --> 00:26:58,290 Yeah, well, at least I'm not so bitter and twisted I hate everyone on the 404 00:26:58,290 --> 00:26:59,290 and everyone hates me. 405 00:26:59,550 --> 00:27:01,410 I mean, where's your kid this Christmas, Ilf? 406 00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:03,750 Merry Christmas to you and all. 407 00:27:08,870 --> 00:27:11,010 You weren't really a midwife, were you, Bev? 408 00:27:11,610 --> 00:27:12,810 Well, I think I didn't. 409 00:27:13,260 --> 00:27:14,740 Bloody good job, all of them. 410 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:23,520 You did seem to suggest you weren't a complete stranger to the maternity ward. 411 00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:26,980 Did I? 412 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,260 In all these years, you've never mentioned you had a baby. 413 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:42,040 Well, it was a long time ago, and I don't think about it much. 414 00:27:45,870 --> 00:27:46,870 Part from Christmas. 415 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,520 Hello, miss. 416 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,960 How did you get in here? 417 00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:42,340 Through the wall. 418 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:44,860 Call the police. 419 00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:49,360 Coppers won't do you any good. 420 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,280 You'd better try Ghostbusters. 421 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,900 Oh, come on, Sylve. 422 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:56,900 Surely it's not worth leaving to an old bint like you. 423 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,720 My ghost. 424 00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:04,000 Don't be ridiculous. 425 00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:05,680 You're not even dead. 426 00:30:06,190 --> 00:30:07,190 You escaped? 427 00:30:07,230 --> 00:30:08,450 Oh, I'm dead, all right. 428 00:30:09,730 --> 00:30:12,290 It's me stinking out the drains in Markle. 429 00:30:13,190 --> 00:30:16,570 And now here I am, your very own bad hunter. 430 00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:18,630 Like the gear? 431 00:30:18,830 --> 00:30:19,990 This is a nightmare. 432 00:30:20,330 --> 00:30:22,750 Don't worry, Sylph. I'm not here to hurt you. 433 00:30:23,270 --> 00:30:25,070 I'm actually here to give you a pat on the back. 434 00:30:25,430 --> 00:30:26,930 What are you talking about? 435 00:30:27,330 --> 00:30:29,070 We've got a lot in common, me and you. 436 00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:32,210 We're both a pair of evil cows. 437 00:30:32,490 --> 00:30:33,570 I'm nothing like you. 438 00:30:34,190 --> 00:30:35,190 You reckon? 439 00:30:36,430 --> 00:30:38,630 You look like one evil bitch to me. 440 00:30:39,430 --> 00:30:40,730 Carry on the way you are. 441 00:30:41,310 --> 00:30:42,970 You'll do a great job running the wing. 442 00:30:44,230 --> 00:30:47,050 Hey, maybe we could run it together. 443 00:30:47,610 --> 00:30:48,610 No. What? 444 00:30:49,310 --> 00:30:50,590 Still don't think you've got it in you? 445 00:30:52,890 --> 00:30:53,890 Come on. 446 00:30:54,530 --> 00:30:55,530 I'll show you. 447 00:30:56,030 --> 00:30:57,930 I'm not going anywhere with you. 448 00:31:30,570 --> 00:31:31,570 I'll be Darren. 449 00:31:32,610 --> 00:31:33,710 He can't hear you. 450 00:31:34,170 --> 00:31:35,770 He's too interested in the telly. 451 00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:37,250 Oh, cheers, Mum. 452 00:31:41,850 --> 00:31:42,850 Horrible, isn't it? 453 00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:44,410 But then he is your son. 454 00:31:44,850 --> 00:31:47,010 You couldn't expect him to turn out normal, could you? 455 00:31:48,650 --> 00:31:50,610 Oh, he's going to burn in hell, all right. 456 00:31:52,170 --> 00:31:53,170 Happy Christmas. 457 00:31:54,530 --> 00:31:56,730 I'm sorry about your mum. I was looking forward to meeting her. 458 00:31:56,930 --> 00:31:59,150 Oh, she's a bigoted old bag. Always has been. 459 00:31:59,740 --> 00:32:01,360 How could you say such a thing? 460 00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:04,020 True, though, isn't it? 461 00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:09,340 I don't blame you. They're filth. How the two of us put up with all those 462 00:32:09,340 --> 00:32:11,160 on G -Wing for so long, I don't know. 463 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:15,640 It's not only the cons, though, is it? 464 00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:18,240 Come on, we're not finished yet. 465 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,360 Who's that? 466 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,740 The thought of a screw crying always puts a smile on my face. 467 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:49,640 Her partner left her today. 468 00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:52,160 Went off with another woman. 469 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,520 What do you know? 470 00:32:54,220 --> 00:32:56,040 Can't even rely on a minge muncher. 471 00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:57,720 Must you be so vile? 472 00:32:59,140 --> 00:33:00,140 Me? 473 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,500 You were the one that kicked her in the teeth when she needed a friend. 474 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,100 24 -carat evil. 475 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,660 That's you, Sylve. 476 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,580 Shall we have a look? 477 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,480 What's going on? 478 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,540 It's Christmas, of course. 479 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,320 They're celebrating. 480 00:33:28,260 --> 00:33:29,480 Not like this. 481 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:34,800 Not in my prison. 482 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,100 No, you're right. 483 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:40,120 No one gets that happy just because it's Christmas. 484 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,160 Not in Larco, anyway. 485 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,900 They must be celebrating something else. 486 00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:47,700 You see, body bag? 487 00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:53,220 The true test of just how evil you are is just how much everybody hates you. 488 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,200 That smell! 489 00:34:00,860 --> 00:34:02,700 Must be the drains playing up again. 490 00:34:03,860 --> 00:34:06,220 Maybe there's something else rotting down there. 491 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:08,960 Want to go see? 492 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,400 Where am I? In the drains under Larkhall. 493 00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,739 We've come to see what's stinking the prisoner. 494 00:34:24,260 --> 00:34:26,280 No. No, I don't want to see. 495 00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:27,860 No, you never do. 496 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,260 But this time, you've got no choice. 497 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,659 People hate you even more than they hated me. 498 00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:52,900 That's pretty impressive. 499 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:54,679 Is that what's going to happen to me? 500 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:56,659 It is if you let them. 501 00:34:57,980 --> 00:34:59,260 That's why you've got to stay on top. 502 00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:02,760 You've got to let them know who's boss. Grind the bastards down. 503 00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:09,360 You, um, really showed Janine and Donnie, didn't you? 504 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,260 I didn't do any of this. It was their own silly fault. 505 00:35:21,190 --> 00:35:24,750 If the baby dies, will it be my fault? 506 00:35:27,010 --> 00:35:28,010 Probably not. 507 00:35:29,850 --> 00:35:31,430 You didn't get a pregnant, did you? 508 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:41,640 For the fire is slowly dying, and my dear, we're still goodbying. 509 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:48,500 But as long as you love me so, let it snow, let it snow, 510 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:50,240 let it snow. 511 00:37:04,230 --> 00:37:07,630 Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul. 512 00:37:08,190 --> 00:37:13,510 With a corncob pipe and a button nose. Eyes made out of coal. 513 00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:19,490 Frosty the Snowman is a fairy tale they say. 514 00:37:19,930 --> 00:37:21,650 He was made of snow. 515 00:37:24,790 --> 00:37:28,210 What do you want? 516 00:37:29,390 --> 00:37:31,390 I came to see how the baby is. 517 00:37:36,710 --> 00:37:38,470 Oh, thank God she's alive. 518 00:37:39,970 --> 00:37:41,450 Can I hold her, Janine, please? 519 00:37:48,590 --> 00:37:49,650 Yeah, of course. 520 00:37:53,210 --> 00:37:56,410 Oh, she's beautiful, isn't she? 521 00:37:57,770 --> 00:37:59,650 And what does the doctor say? Is she going to be all right? 522 00:38:00,630 --> 00:38:03,890 They're going to have to watch her for a little while, but she should be. 523 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:07,220 And me too. 524 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:13,460 There's nothing I can say to tell you how sorry I am. 525 00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:16,660 But please believe me, I am. 526 00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:21,800 I know I've never been the most sympathetic of people, and last night 527 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,080 new depth, I know. 528 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:29,240 And, Donny, everything you said, I don't blame you. 529 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,780 Are you feeling all right, Syl? 530 00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:35,260 I haven't felt so good in years. 531 00:38:36,770 --> 00:38:38,390 But you mustn't let me down. 532 00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:43,190 I expect this little girl to have the best father that anyone could have. 533 00:38:44,170 --> 00:38:46,950 Well, there won't be any problems there. 534 00:38:50,490 --> 00:38:52,090 He will need a job, though. 535 00:38:53,670 --> 00:38:59,270 Well, if you can forgive and forget all that was said last night, I think I can 536 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:01,570 forget anything I might have heard. 537 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:05,810 Merry Christmas. 538 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,740 to you. I think you'll find I'm in charge on this wing. 539 00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:44,480 That does not give you the right to take away our Christmas tree. And I think 540 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,660 you'll find it's a violation of our human rights. 541 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,400 I don't believe what I'm seeing. 542 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:57,100 Merry Christmas, everyone. 543 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:03,520 That whiskey was bloody good last night. I must still be drunk. 544 00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:05,580 Well, what are you waiting for? 545 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:11,000 Let's get the tree decorated and ready for lunch. And bring Kerrigan back up 546 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,640 block. This is going to be the best Christmas that Larkhall has ever seen. 547 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,100 I'm going to name her after Bev. 548 00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:21,740 If it weren't for her last night. 549 00:40:23,780 --> 00:40:25,920 She has given me the best Christmas present ever. 550 00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:29,020 Beverly Janine. 551 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:30,920 Because she's beautiful. 552 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:32,500 Just like her mum. 553 00:40:34,220 --> 00:40:35,840 Yeah, well, she ain't going to be like her mum. 554 00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:39,480 She ain't going to end up in a shell like this, that's for sure. 555 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,360 This is. 556 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,560 It's the Christmas spirit here, girls. 557 00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:45,580 Everyone's a winner. 558 00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:49,020 Oh, 559 00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:50,140 yeah. 560 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,100 Look. 561 00:40:55,380 --> 00:40:57,740 I thought that Dickens was going to hold the body bag, Jo. 562 00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,500 I need to think she's bleeding on a Christmas. 563 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,200 Girls, look. 564 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:07,080 Why? I mean, it's probably no alcohol, but booze is booze, eh? 565 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,780 Maybe she's got a brain tumour. 566 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,860 Driven her loopy. That would be a Christmas miracle. 567 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,500 Hi, this is Bobby Darin. Leave a message and I'll call you back. 568 00:41:19,740 --> 00:41:20,740 Hello, Bobby Darin? 569 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,160 Are you there? 570 00:41:24,660 --> 00:41:25,800 Please pick up the phone. 571 00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:29,540 I'm sorry about yesterday. 572 00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:32,660 Not only yesterday. 573 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:39,600 I know I can be a narrow -minded old batlax, but it's just the way I am. 574 00:41:41,140 --> 00:41:43,240 It doesn't mean to say I ever stopped loving you. 575 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:49,880 Some things I just simply don't understand, that's all. 576 00:41:50,860 --> 00:41:52,640 And I hope you understand that. 577 00:41:55,800 --> 00:42:00,780 I've got a few things to take care of at work today, but I do hope that you and 578 00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:03,710 Brian... Have a lovely Christmas together. 579 00:42:20,190 --> 00:42:21,190 Isn't that this girl? 580 00:42:21,310 --> 00:42:23,490 And a load of her hair. God, I'm going to shit myself. 581 00:42:23,870 --> 00:42:24,870 What have you noticed? 582 00:42:24,890 --> 00:42:25,930 There was loads down there already. 583 00:42:27,550 --> 00:42:28,550 Well done, girl. 584 00:42:32,359 --> 00:42:33,460 Sounders! Come with me. 585 00:42:34,980 --> 00:42:35,980 What, miss? What is it? 586 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,400 Just do as you're told. 587 00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:40,860 I've done this. 588 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,120 Come on, hurry up. 589 00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:50,520 Merry Christmas, ma 'am. 590 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,800 Oh, David. 591 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,400 Oh, darling. 592 00:43:01,130 --> 00:43:02,890 We had a phone call from Mrs. Hollenby. 593 00:43:03,910 --> 00:43:07,910 And... The tanty's cold cleared up overnight. 594 00:43:08,910 --> 00:43:10,350 Mrs. Hollenby. 595 00:43:12,550 --> 00:43:14,450 I don't know what to say. 596 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,740 When I lost my husband, Bobby, I thought it was the end of the world as well. 597 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:35,680 He died. 598 00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:38,180 He didn't run off with some dyke slut. 599 00:43:39,220 --> 00:43:43,920 No. He killed himself and left me in awful trouble. 600 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,900 I think that's just as much a betrayal. 601 00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:55,940 Mandy... I know I was insensitive yesterday. 602 00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:00,100 Shove it, Sylvia. 603 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,240 You're glad Sandy walked out, aren't you? 604 00:44:03,980 --> 00:44:05,920 Faith, it dikes turn your stomach. 605 00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:10,280 Oh, for goodness sake. It doesn't matter toppence what I think about what you 606 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:14,680 get up to in the bedroom, does it? I might not like it, but none of my 607 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:19,020 If you were in love with Sandy, then you were in love with her. 608 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,900 What you need now is a friend. 609 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:32,560 And if the truth be told, so do I. 610 00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:41,820 Have yourself a merry little Christmas. 611 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,180 Make the yuletide blue. 612 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,600 Hi. Do you want a drink, miss? 613 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,080 Merry Christmas, Ashanti. 614 00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:54,880 He's a special little friend. 615 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:58,920 Keep till you're grown up and got kiddies of your own. 616 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,380 Here we go. 617 00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:08,880 Can I ask you something? 618 00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:12,660 Do you think Natalie Brookston's dead? 619 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,200 What? 620 00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:16,700 How should I know? 621 00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:18,680 She escaped, didn't she? 622 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,220 As far as we know. 623 00:45:21,020 --> 00:45:23,720 But the police have never caught as much as a sniff of her. 624 00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:26,210 I never thought Buxton was that clever. 625 00:45:27,110 --> 00:45:28,110 Maybe she wasn't. 626 00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:32,450 Maybe a kid she abused in the past got up with her, gave her what she deserved. 627 00:45:33,790 --> 00:45:34,790 You know. 628 00:45:38,870 --> 00:45:39,870 Bobby Darren! 629 00:45:41,510 --> 00:45:42,690 I've got your message, Mum. 630 00:45:43,310 --> 00:45:45,970 This is, uh... Brian. 631 00:45:47,050 --> 00:45:49,070 Sorry about the uniform. I've come straight off duty. 632 00:45:49,650 --> 00:45:51,650 I really wanted to see you for Christmas, Mum. 633 00:45:52,270 --> 00:45:53,330 You've made my day. 634 00:45:57,610 --> 00:45:58,650 Enough bloody Christmas music. 635 00:45:59,710 --> 00:46:01,710 Listen, they're playing our tune. 636 00:46:02,670 --> 00:46:03,710 Enjoy yourselves. 637 00:46:05,210 --> 00:46:10,670 Mrs. Holliday, helping Janine give birth was a really life -changing experience 638 00:46:10,670 --> 00:46:16,310 for us. And we were thinking we'd really rather like to train as midwives. 639 00:46:17,070 --> 00:46:21,310 I imagine it would mean some sort of tagged release to a local hospital. 640 00:46:22,210 --> 00:46:23,210 Midwives. 641 00:46:23,670 --> 00:46:25,370 Do I look that much of a mug? 642 00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:29,220 And you've already had a bottle of whiskey off Santa, haven't you? 643 00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:34,580 Make the most of Christmas, you two. As soon as it's over, it's back to business 644 00:46:34,580 --> 00:46:35,580 as usual. 645 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,940 After being caught in a compromising position by the Office Security Guard, 646 00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:09,600 Linda and Greg have some explaining to do in the last in the series of Strictly 647 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,980 Confidential tomorrow at nine. 648 00:47:11,460 --> 00:47:15,060 Next tonight, though, if you've ever wanted to right a wrong or solve a 649 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,900 Revenge TV is for you. It's coming next.